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Archive for December, 2007

So in a great big 24 hours 2007 will be over with and  all I have to say is SCREW YOU 2007.  It sucked for a variety of reasons.  Hmmm lets see.  This year I dealt with the very real possibility that my 3 year old is ADHD, I’m still reading and struggling with that [...]

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Conversation

Setting- Living room with a few friends.
Todd: Hey Brad I’m going to get a gym membership so I can start lifting.
Brad: Right on dude, but your not fat.
Me: Brad don’t let him fool you, he’s only getting a gym membership because my ass is fat and I don’t want to work out alone.

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Yay for making it through the holidays intact, with the exception of this funktacular head cold that has left me a snotty, sneezing, watery eyed monster.  The upside is that all of the medicine I’ve taken to try and make me feel better has left me all floaty headed and it’s probably the only reason [...]

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A meme (pronounced /ˈmiːm/), as defined within memetic theory, constitutes a theoretical unit of cultural information, the building block of cultural evolution or diffusion that propagates from one mind to another analogously to the way in which a gene propagates from one organism to another as a unit of genetic information and of biological evolution.[1] [...]

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An insane number of shots…

So I’m going to India, in about a monthish.  Do you know how many shots you have to get and how many pills you have to take just to do that?  It’s insane.  Hep B, Hep A, Tetanus, malaria, typhoid…and the list goes on and on.  I’m excited about the trip, and again I’m not.  [...]

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I don’t do mornings.  I just don’t, I need a full cup of coffee and silence before I am ready to face the world and be chipper.  I have a routine in the morning, get up, dressed, half presentable to the world, head down to our neighborhood Speedway and grab a coffee, then off to [...]

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Is there some long lost 3 year old gene that I somehow lost along the way?  You know that gene that makes it possible to stay outside in 10 foot (okay maybe 6 inches) of snow for hours on end with snot frozen to your face and still insist that you really aren’t cold?  I [...]

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Okay I have a guilty pleasure.  Daily I read tmz.com, because I can and because I just love a little gossipy dirt, just so long as it’s not in my cubicle at work and doesn’t directly involve me or anyone I know or will ever know.  And Britney..bless her heart, she’s a train wreck.  Yeah [...]

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One day you will realize

That parenting isn’t a part time job.
That parenting is best done in person.
That a child needs a father and a mother, all of the time…not just when it’s convenient.
That 2 went by really quick and so will 3, 4, 5 etc.
That you missed so much of those years.
That being with your [...]

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